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I, too, was so sure young De Niro was hotter until I watched the first Godfather (it was okay!!). Those eyes, like limpid pools . . .

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I did see the Jennifer Lawrence mop movie, and not only that, I think I talked my spouse into watching it with me. I just remember thinking about how everyone around her fucking sucked and all she wanted to do was get a better life for herself and her kids and her whole fucking family just sucked and tried to exploit her hard work and she couldn't catch a break.

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Ok, you turn 38 next week, I turn 39 next week...is this why I love you and your books so much!?

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May birthday queens!

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You kept saying it was the "mop" movie and in my head I thought it was a slang for a forgettable movie or something 😂😂😂. "That movie was such a mop!"

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I mean…it WAS a mop!

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Please, please watch Author! Author! in your Al Pacino phase. It's my FAVORITE Al Pacino movie. He's a playwright, he has a family full of real children and step children but has become a single dad because his wife, the actual mother most of these children, can't be bothered. So then he dates the hot girl starring in his play and chaos ensues. I love it. He's grumpy and shlumpy and hilarious and the kids are precious.

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You had me at “Al Pacino is a single dad”

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Yes! I aaw this movie in theaters!!!!! It was SO WEIRD!!!

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